Why I love to eat runny eggs and objectify Ben Foster

Let’s just get this out of the way. I am an egg-maniac. They are delicious in any of their magnificent forms. Boiled. Scrambled. Fried. Saladed. Omeletted. Bacon and Egg Pied. Alright, some of those aren’t words, but you get the drift.

Why am I talking about eggs you ask? Is it because just this morning I had runny boiled eggs and toast soldiers? Yes, probably, but also a resounding no! But mostly yes.

Eggs are a badass super food. Here’s why.

Yellow is a great colour. It was dominant in the X-Men TV series uniform and that show was hella badass. Bada-bada-ba-da-da

 

Chickens are descended from dinosaurs who were badass, especially this guy…

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I’m a  Pachycephalosaurus. I’m gonna headbutt the crap out of you. Rawr.

 

Eggs are the favoured prop for great badass athletic competitions such as the dreaded egg throw or the treacherous egg and spoon race…

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Move your ass kid, this isn’t a game!!!

But you know what’s not cool? Chickens in cages! Oh yeah, I’m about to get controversial on you. I’m a pro-free ranger. Let the chickens run, man. Let them peck in the dirt and and feel the sun on those gross red things on their necks.

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I wouldn’t like sitting in a cage all day, and I sure wouldn’t lay any eggs, I can guarantee that. In conclusion, as I look at my massacred breakfast, I ❤ eggs and I hope you do too.

And so this brings us to the next issue of the day. The Warcraft movie.

Did I love it? No. I’m far too obsessed with the lore to pretend that story was accurate. However, if I knew nothing about Warcraft, I’d have to say it was a pretty great fantasy movie.

For starters. Durotan was WONDERFUL. He’s always been my all time favourite character and even though his depiction wasn’t accurate, I still squeed like crazy to see him on screen.

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Khadgar was also great, I felt that Travis Fimmel was still just playing Ragnar from Vikings, but the best part, and some might find this odd… Did anyone else think that Medivh was ridiculously hot?

So, I’ve never considered the Guardian of Tirisfal an uber stud but dammmmmmmmnnnn. Ben Foster can sure work those feathers. Now, I know that I’m probably the only person who has this opinion, mostly because I google image  searched “Medivh Ben Foster no shirt making golem wowzers” and there were ZERO results. Or maybe I just need to refine my key words… who knows, I’m not a magician.

But did you guys see that? When Lothar shows up at Karazhan, and Medivh is on that scaffolding, moulding that golem with his mage hands, in his leather pants, and all shirtless and kind of pasty. Schwing…

Also one of the qualities I look for in a man is the ability to wield powerful magic, so that ticked a box.

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So I just realised I have many more thoughts on the Warcraft movie. I shouldn’t have talked about eggs for so long… So I’ll continue my musings at a later date. I’m not going to commit to a day, because you all know I’m flakey.

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Hi. My name is Jo and I was a WoWaholic… and I LOVED it

When some folks look back on their accomplishments they see a beautiful montage of time with friends or starting a family. For others it might be reaching career goals or achieving the dream you never thought would come true.

This is mine.

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Once upon a time, I played this wicked game called World of Warcraft and boy, did I play it A LOT.

I was Guild Leader (be jealous) of a Horde guild called Hellhounds of Chaos.

No. We weren’t all uber lame basement dwellers.

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Well. Maybe some of us were. But mostly, we were awesomesauce.

I raided with the best group of people I’ve ever met. Sometimes when I’m bored out of my nut, I think back on the amazing adventures I shared with these kick-ass players and wish I could go back and do it all again.

The game will never be the same but luckily my good friend David (a.k.a Ole’ One-Glaive) recorded many of our legendary moments, which are now forever immortalized on youtube.

Warlords of Draenor – the latest WoW expansion – released this week. I’m trying my best not to play, I have editing that needs to get done and if I install that game, you’ll be waiting years to get Veil of the Corrupter.

My husband did grab it however and he swears it’s the best expansion since Burning Crusade. Now, if you’re a WoW player and you experienced the epic wargasm that was Burning Crusade, then you’ll realise that such a statement is a pretty big deal. BC was the shizzle.

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I need strength right now to resist. Just when I think I’m clean, Azeroth wants me to do lines with it in the bathroom.

This however did inspire my Midweek Motivators. It’s a homage to video games. I could do a zillion of these based on video games, so let’s just call this Part One.

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EDIBLE Rashuns. The delicious cheesy snack of all true gamers. But be prepared for scrummy orange cheese dust on your fingers and keyboard. Is it worth it? Hell yeah.

VISUAL Duke Nukem. I know. Duke Nukem Forever was a terrible game but don’t judge The Duke based on that. He is the King of Badassery with such phrases as “It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum… and I’m all outta gum” and of course “COME GET SOME!!!”

AUDIBLE M4, Part 2 by The Faunts from the game Mass Effect. Fantastic tune but you know what, it plays in that Kael video I just shared! You don’t want to listen to that again! You deserve fresh video grooves! So instead, enjoy a suitable substitute, “Want You Gone” from Portal 2.

I can’t be bothered updating the graphic so just pretend, ok?

You know. If this post was suppose to stifle my video game cravings it has failed miserably. Maybe I’ll just play some Sims 3. Remodelling bathrooms isn’t as immersive as crushing the Alliance.

 HoC! HoC! HoC!  HoC! HoC! HoC!  HoC! HoC! HoC!